January 11, 2007

Dracula’s castle for sale

Attention horror fans! You can buy Dracula’s Castle and have a Transylvania mailing address for a mere $78 million dollars. OK - We need to come clean. The castle was believed to have been used by Vlad the Impaler who was the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula. He was famous for impaling the “guilty” for doing bad things or just being lazy. As an example, Vlad once impaled all of the local elders with stakes to avenge the death of his father and brother.

If you are still interested, you better hurry the locals are trying to snap it up to keep it from becoming the next Holiday Inn or Dracula’s Theme Park. According to a Chicago Tribune story, the castle gets 400,000 visitors a year so at least you will never be without a fresh source of blood. Of course the upkeep on the castle alone would take a small army of peasants to maintain and set you back a few shekels.

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November 28, 2008

Andrew Todd Cochran @ 10:20 pm

Too bad you were so interested in trying to be funny that you neglected to give a single piece of information. You are truly an asshole.

July 20, 2009

Ashley @ 9:55 pm

HA HA i can get this Castle so that i can live in the house

August 16, 2009

john b dreher @ 6:30 pm

will you accept 48 million ? if so, please contact me.

September 5, 2009

A. @ 5:16 pm

This is so cool! I hope some fucking shmuck faced prick doesn’t buy this and make it into something retarded.

September 9, 2009

k. @ 4:08 pm

AWESOME!!

September 11, 2009

cindy @ 2:46 pm

i think it is a beautiful castle just let it be. So the legend of Dracula will remain the same. He was a fierce worrieor in his time.

September 12, 2009

my anus.com @ 12:40 pm

i think we now know who is going to buy it thats right ME!!! shoot i could probably tip them a 1 billion dollar

September 15, 2009

Birhane @ 2:55 am

No one can buy this castle it deserves to COUNT DRACULA the Vampire!!
If you try to buy it your blood will be sucked to death.

September 19, 2009

Catrina @ 11:12 pm

Will you except an over payment of it more like 150 million? I would be a true shame for such a beutiful castle to go to waste. let us hope whoever buys it will treat it withgreat respect andkeep it the way it should be.

September 23, 2009

laikit rodriguez @ 9:23 pm

bid….

September 28, 2009

tmilton @ 5:03 am

this would make a great dog kennel!

Yussef @ 12:00 pm

well i only got 5 million, i could buy the kitchen :B

DANIEL'S GIRL @ 10:05 pm

hey and i totally agree with u cause what if dracula is still around he could still suck ur blood

October 19, 2009

Been there @ 3:35 pm

It’s pretty small and not easy to get to, but it is in a pretty location. I lived in Romania for a year and a half.

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